7:03 AM Randall Perdu set out on a fun day of hiking in the wilderness with his trusted map and beloved compass.
“This is awesome: the sun is shining, the air is fresh, and I’m making good time to the lake”
“Whoa, who are you?”
“Grrgrgg…fresh meat? Me wants man leg.”
“Sorry, I’m kind of attached to that. Maybe next time.”
“Whew, that was close, but look at that view! What a beautiful lake…but it doesn’t look like the one on the map. Where am I?”
To be continued…